December 2009
8 posts
That Goat I posted ft. Usher →
Here is a goat that sounds human and pop superstar Usher
The People Who Ruined the Decade →
This is the type of list I can get behind. I don’t know all the people, and some of the writing is pretty bad, but I can’t help laughing at some of it.
Current Target Commercial
Dog: (Barking at guy's Christmas-light-strewn house)
Guy: What's up with your dog?
Neighbor: He doesn't like when people flaunt their wealth.
Guy: We're not wealthy! (Because Target's xmas lights are cheap.)
Me: HEY, GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE EXTREMELY WEALTHY COMPARED TO LIKE 90% OF THE WORLD'S PEOPLE. YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP BURNING ENERGY JUST FOR THE "PRETTY" OF IT. I MEAN, DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, BUT AT LEAST UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION IN REALITY, DUDE.
Target, what were you thinking?
Personal Albums of the Decade
Because Rob Haining and Grant Bollmer did it and because I’ve never actually taken a stab at a list. There is a lot of music that I really liked at one time or another, but find myself not listening to it anymore i.e. I listen to a lot less acoustic guitar driven music now. There is a lot I haven’t listened to, but still want to hear. I didn’t limit myself to one album per...
