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Current Target Commercial
- Dog: (Barking at guy's Christmas-light-strewn house)
- Guy: What's up with your dog?
- Neighbor: He doesn't like when people flaunt their wealth.
- Guy: We're not wealthy! (Because Target's xmas lights are cheap.)
- Me: HEY, GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE EXTREMELY WEALTHY COMPARED TO LIKE 90% OF THE WORLD'S PEOPLE. YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP BURNING ENERGY JUST FOR THE "PRETTY" OF IT. I MEAN, DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, BUT AT LEAST UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION IN REALITY, DUDE.
- Target, what were you thinking?
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